"They call me whiskers, caus I'm curious, like a cat" - Harry Carey


Yeah, so speaking of that, I think I spent about 6 of my lives today, thanks to driving on US23 and M14. This truck persisted to merge over into my lane when I was in perfect view, or as they say on the back of the truck "If you can't see my side mirror, then I probably can't see you", It wasn't like I was driving in his blindspot, and he was like "AGHRRRRRRRR I'm A BIG SEMI, and I'll push your dinky focus over, EXIT DAMMIT EXIT, EXIT. So I had to exit one exit before the one that I had to get off on. I was so pissed. I was more pissed when I realized that I could of been killed thanks to TARGET's truck. ahhhhhhh.
So then, I'm driving on Ford rd, and this guy totally plows through a yellow light as I'm turning left onto Beck. Glad you drive a white rape-van with a deer airbrushed on the side and evidentally like to put other people's lives at risk. Cool...why don't you go shoot stuff, or fish something somewhere..

The next near death experience was in the Whole Foods parking lot where this SUV was trying to "illegally" parallel park, and desided that her coffee was worth holding more than her steering wheel. She jerked her car so far in reverse that she almost took my front end off of my car. Way to go...Glad she had a Free Tibet bumper sticker. Oh also, it said "Witches Rock!" on her side window.

Oh well, at least I got to go to the Plymouth Coffee Bean today, to enjoy 6 minutes of solitude with my Art History book. Then this Moms' coffee group came cohorting in with their tykes....I forgot that I was sitting in the "play area" with tons of tamborines and noise making play cell phones. The mothers acted like horrible post-hippie homeschoolers. I wanted to choke the rest of my coffee down and leave miserably.

Note to self: Whenever "considering" motherhood, remember these women
Further note to self: Hippies make horrible mothers