losing my breakfast
"Hi, my name is Wanda and I like to brush my teeth in my car".

Yeah, so this morning I woke up late and had to jet to school with partial ice on my windshield. I also shoved down a Kashi bar that I had in my backseat for rushed mornings where I couldn't make myself a decent breakfast. In the process of intravenously taking in my coffee and eating my brick, er, I mean energy bar, this lady in a red focus in front of me was brushing her teeth and spitting out the window. She also had a license plate that said "WANDA" so no one would forget her name.

I couldn't eat anymore after I saw that because it was so sick. She had nappy cotton like hair that was shoved into an eighty year old snow hat too. I couldn't make out the rest, nor did I hope to. I just could imagine her in all her hippydom listening to Tribal Sounds and brushing her nasty yellow teeth with Licorice root. I bet her car smelled like a Juiceman Pro and there were crumbs of granola bars and cat urine all over the back seat. Ahhhhhhhh. That ruined my morning.

Okay, so I went to my drawing class this morning which was excellent, except for the fact that everything that Soro-hoe said sucked bigtime. She kept bitching about all of the drawing that she had to do. She is an art major, yet she doesn't know what gesture drawing is. She kept pouting and making "cutesy" faces at the prof. I wanted to gag. Also, she's taken a liking to the guy that she sits next to who at this time is one of two guys in my class. He seems like a real douche too. I overheard her flirting with him, and asking all these lame questions like "So Ryan, what do you want to be when you grow up?! (giggle giggle giggle)" and "So, how old are you? " "TWENTY EIGHT!!!"

-->"Hey, hoebag, maybe Ryan doesn't want to talk to your ass" "Why don't you stop wearing that putrid pink lipstick, there's an idea"

Oh man, who's in a bad mood? This guy.

So anyway, I need to go to my Ancient Art lecture right now, which should be a real trip...